and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
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Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
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If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
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