why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
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We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
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We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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