I'm gonna have a badass scar
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
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Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
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Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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