i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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