I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Randomize
