why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
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Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
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NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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