I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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