It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
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He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
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Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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