I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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