Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
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Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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