why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
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at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
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But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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