doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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