just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
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Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
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If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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