problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
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doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
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I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
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