That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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