how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
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My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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