HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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