i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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