Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
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I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
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Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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