i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
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Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
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So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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