i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
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