I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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