the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
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omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
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Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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