Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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