I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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