he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
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When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
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I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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