So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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