Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
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The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
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he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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