I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
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