I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
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In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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