I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
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i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
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Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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