Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I feel great
I just peed on a car
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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