your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
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Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
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Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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