It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
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And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
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Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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