yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
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There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
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People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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