Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
i came on her dog
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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