he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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