he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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