so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Randomize
