I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Don't make out with my wife yet
oh god the rape fog is back!
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
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