summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
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dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
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I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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