Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
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Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
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My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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