So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
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theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
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He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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