You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
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I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
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I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
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