This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
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found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
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He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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