I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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