What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
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I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
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Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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