I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
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I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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