The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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