whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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