READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
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drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
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Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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