He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
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