i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
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All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
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I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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