i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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