you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
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i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
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You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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